Things To Consider When You are Thinking of Dating Asian Women

Before you get your knickers-in-a-knot thinking about dating Asian women, there are some extremely important facts you should consider. You might be imagining a woman bowing to you and brining you fortune cookies in a teddy outfit. Or perhaps your marriage failed due to fights with your Caucasian wife who was just too strong willed and disobedient so you think a nice submissive Asian woman is in the stars for you. Perhaps you envision peaceful evenings, of her walking on your back with her tiny feet.

Think again! The Asian women we know are thoroughly educated, fully in tune with every man’s thoughts of china doll cow-towing to his every whim. That my friend is called fantasy. It may be time for you to wake up and smell the soy sauce.

Ninety percent of Asians are much smarter than American, Canadian or UK women, (and men) because her parents wanted a boy, but since they got a girl, put all their savings into getting her the best education money could buy. She hangs around with Western women and learns how to manipulate men, only she is much wiser, employing the teachings of her mother.

Her usually dainty frame makes her appear frail which you might find exciting, since you feel so masculine beside her. Until she tells her Asian-speaking friends what how you can’t spell, and they all hold their hands in front of their mouths giggling. You think they are just so overwhelmed by your manly presence. In reality they are so sweetly laughing at your ego – because she just explained that you still live with your mom in the basement, and you think she doesn’t understand English.

She then begins to let them know how un-cool you are and how you play video games for hours on end ignoring her, while she sits there bored out of her mind. She wishes she could tell you how she actually programmed a video game for Nintendo, but knows that you would just think she didn’t really understand what programming is.

She is in the city going to school to obtain her Registered Nursing degree, but you don’t even know what an RN is, so she doesn’t care to elaborate. You act tough around her to show her how powerful you are and she smiles remembering how she attained her black-belt in Tai-Chi and Karate, both classes were back to back 5 days week since she was 4 years old. She knows how to pull your heart out through your nostrils, and hand it to you still beating.

She has another 3 years of school here in the West, and you are number 35 on her dating list. She doesn’t have sex with you because she is waiting for you to propose, so that she can inform you that her English is not so good, but “Thank you, NO!”

She would be forced to explain, “My father would pierce you through with a samurai sword if he even knew we I was letting you date me.” Of course, he would be performing a humanitarian act to ensure you never reproduce. These are just a few things you may wish to consider when thinking about dating Asian women. At least the ones I am acquainted with.